wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

  • We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
    Government:
  • *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
    Government:
  • *Charges lots of money for birth control*
    Government:
  • *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
    Government:
  • *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
    Government:
  • *Is against abortion*
    Government:
ohlaloove:

via Ohlaloove ♥

ohlaloove:

via Ohlaloove ♥

“Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.”

Adam Gnade (via tyleroakley)

 

(via livefitdiefit)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

“No one can be everything you want them to be.”

– Susane Colasanti, So Much Closer  (via lovequotesrus)

gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)